Monday, August 13, 2012

SkyMall: Oh How I've Missed You

Everyone likes to have a good laugh about the crazy and ridiculous items that are available for purchase in SkyMall, but it had been a while since I'd taken a ride on the bus to crazy-ville.

I decided to take a quick peak during my flight down to Greensboro earlier today, and much to my surprise as expected, there were some real gems:

Here we have a piece of stainless steel that somehow acts like deodorant and provides 24 hour protection. You just rub a piece of metal on your armpits while showering and voila! On the very same page, we also have Justin Bieber toothbrushes - so you can listen to the Bieb's greatest hits while brushing your teeth!

I thought I'd found the best SkyMall could possibly have to offer, until I flipped a few more pages and found this:

Yep, that's a 5+ foot tall Velociraptor statue for your yard (or wherever else you'd like to put it). Why anyone would want a near-lifesize statue of a prehistoric predator in their yard is beyond me - but in case you were looking for one, SkyMall's got it!

What's the craziest thing you've ever seen (or God forbid, purchased) in a SkyMall catalog?

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